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GALACTIC CERTIFIED ✓ NO CAP FR FR
WOJET
AKA E.T. — THE ONLY REAL ONE 👽
WOJET in da hoodie
WOJET is 3 million light years away & still more sigma than u 💀
📡 PHONE HOME •WOJET NO PASSPORT NEEDED •GOATED WITH THE SAUCE •GLOWING FINGER DIFF •WOJET BASED & EXTRATERRESTRIAL PILLED •FLEW OVER YOUR HEAD LITERALLY •WOJET = MAIN CHARACTER •📡 PHONE HOME •WOJET NO PASSPORT NEEDED •GOATED WITH THE SAUCE •GLOWING FINGER DIFF •WOJET BASED & EXTRATERRESTRIAL PILLED •FLEW OVER YOUR HEAD LITERALLY •WOJET = MAIN CHARACTER •
WHY WOJET IS BUILT DIFFERENT
WOJET glowing finger
POWER LEVEL: OVER 9000
GLOWING FINGER NO DIFF
one touch = full hospital discharged. big pharma is SHAKING. ur doctor can't compete with this one trick bestie.
CERTIFIED HEALER 💚
WOJET close up
RIZZ STATS: MAXIMUM
THOSE EYES THO FR
looked directly into ur soul and made an entire generation cry. no red flags, no games. pure unfiltered alien drip. modern men take notes.
RIZZ GOD 👁️
WOJET bike moon
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
FLEW A BIKE OVER THE MOON
defied gravity on a bicycle. no wings, no engine, no explanation. your tesla absolutely cannot do this. cope and seethe.
ABSOLUTE W 🏆
WOJET THE GOAT HIMSELF
WOJET hoodie drip
"I'LL BE RIGHT HERE" 💚
— WOJET aka E.T., most based alien to ever exist • hover for chaos
WOJET VS THE REST
DRIP
97%
RIZZ
100%
SIGMA
MAX
FLY
MOON
NPC
0%
FRAUD
NEVER
💀 WOJET NOT A VILLAIN •PASSED THE VIBE CHECK •REESES PIECES DIFF •GOVERNMENT COULDN'T STOP WOJET •BUILT A SPACE PHONE FROM TRASH •DIED AND CAME BACK NO BIGGIE •WOJET GOATED FOREVER •💀 WOJET NOT A VILLAIN •PASSED THE VIBE CHECK •REESES PIECES DIFF •GOVERNMENT COULDN'T STOP WOJET •BUILT A SPACE PHONE FROM TRASH •DIED AND CAME BACK NO BIGGIE •WOJET GOATED FOREVER •